html - Chaining a function in JavaScript?

Question

I want to make a function that add an item to my localStorage object. E.g.:

alert(localStorage.getItem('names').addItem('Bill').getItem('names'));

The first method is getItem which gets the item for localStorage objects... but addItem would be a custom function. This chain of functions would finally alert Bill.

So, how would I make this function chain to localStorage?

Answer 1

This is impossible.

If getItem('names') returns Bill, you can't call addItem on it.
It would be possible to add addItem and getItem methods to every item in the storage, but it would be a horrible idea.